Miss ross an old woman, was brought to court to testify. The defense lawyer began to cross-examine her. Miss ross was the oldest midwife in the town and knew the world inside out.
The defense lawyer, with full confidence, approached Miss ross and asked, Miss ross do you know me? Click hear for more
Miss ross replied Yes i know you well. ihave known you since you were a child, and I must say, you have disappointed me greatly. You are a liar a troublemaker, and a cheat. You deceive your wife, visit prostitutes, and use people for your own gain. You have yet to pay the supermarket owner his 10,000 rupees. You drink, gamble, and think you're intelligent, but you dont have a brain the size of a frog.
The defense lawyer was stunned, unsure of what to ask next. In his confusion, he pointed to the prosecutor and asked Miss ross, do you know this man?
Miss ross replied Of course, I know him. i have known him since he was in diapers, and the whole neighborhood would chase him, covering their noses. He is the laziest man in town and always speaks ill of others. He is a heroin addict and can notmaintain a relationship with anyone. He's the worst lawyer in the city, and he's having affairs with four women, including your wife. He's been beaten up by two men for the same reasons. Yes, I know him well."
The judge called both lawyers to his bench and whispered.If either of you fools asks Miss ross if she knows me, I'll have you both hanged🙄🙄🙄😅😅😅😅😅😅
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